Miscellaneous articles

The word “miscellaneous” conjures up images of spelling bees and other academia arcana. But it’s really just a fancy way of saying “this is where we throw all the pointless other junk we couldn’t categorize very easily.” It doesn’t mean it’s any less fun to read. Trust us, we’re professionals. We know what you crave.

• The Problem With Mad Scientists (March 16, 2006)
• Why Pirates Today Are Better Than Pirates of Yesteryear (March 14, 2006)
• The Reality of Escalator Fatalities (April 19, 2005)
• Cat Killing: How to Successfully Inactivate a Cat (February 5, 2005)
• In Mandy Moore’s Shadow: Can Lindsay Lohan Find Her Own Voice? (January 2, 2005)
• The Mandy Moore That I Adore (December 28, 2004)
• Is Time For Cookies Part of the Food Court? (December 12, 2004)
• Ghetto Driving: A Beginner’s Guide to a Growing Trend (November 20, 2003)
• On the Appeal of Pornographic Actresses (October 1, 2003)